Upon the completion of her novel, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Harriet Beecher Stowe
remarked, "I did not write it. God wrote it. I merely did his dictation".
Similarly, all my jokes were dictated to me by God. So if you don't find them funny, you don't find God funny. And if you don't find God funny then you're going to burn in hell and/or walk this earth miserable and alone wearing christmas sweaters year round while slowly going blind without access to corrective lenses. Please take this information into account before coming to see my next show. I'm at the Improv tonight...Al Madrigal headlines...come on out!
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